Nothing says Merry Christmas like herpes

Posted by larrywright

I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.

Giant Microbes makes a line of stuffed dolls that are representations of various microbes. This includes things like the Common Cold, Flu, Athlete’s Foot, and Ebola. Then there’s the line of venereal diseases. So yes, you can give someone you care very little about Herpes, Syphillis, or the Clap for Christmas.

via Jon Ray

Check your prostate through your ear

Posted by larrywright

Quote of the day: ””I’ll be glad when they can check out your prostate by looking in your ears.”

via Bert Decker